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Sunday, October 30, 2011

A Chyance Is All I’m Askying For

A Message for Non-Hockey Fans From Alexander Ovechkin: "Amyerica, I love you! Gyive me a shot"
What the hell America? For years I've been trying to break through, to appeal to you, to be loved by you, and this is how you treat me? I even sat out a year, a WHOLE YEAR, to revamp myself, and I don't get jack shit. What's it gonna take, do I need to get on my knees and beg for just a little attention? I seriously want to know what I need to do for you to give me some legitimate respect in the American sporting scene. Alright, that may be a little bit of an over exaggeration, [Editor's Note: That's redundant...] but still, when’s the last time I got more than a 15-second spot on SportsCenter? I really do want you to like me, America, and I know it’ll take some convincing. So let me tell you a little more about myself, so that you can have a better idea of who I am and what you’re missing.

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