Sunday, November 6, 2011

This Relationship Is Over

David Stern wants more money, but at what cost?
  
Have you ever watched a movie or TV show and seen one of the female starlets have their friends encourage them to propose an ultimatum to their boyfriend? Or maybe you've actually been faced with an ultimatum. Basically, an ultimatum is a threat that a request be fulfilled in a specific time period. What's not mentioned in Webster's definition of ultimatum is that they never work.

Generally, an ultimatum is a desperate ploy used by hopeless girlfriends who are trying to get their boyfriends to finally ask them to get married. In most cases ultimatums fail, because the guy realizes that his girlfriend is insane and that their relationship probably would end up in a quick divorce and an endless battle over child custody.

More after the jump...